what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
So, I’m not allowed to drop the N-bomb in a friendly way but it’s alright for you to discriminate against me because I’m posh? This is bullshit in extremis.
happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
Send these to your Valentine and I guarantee you will get laid probably.
EDIT: I accidentally put “you smell nice” on there twice. It has been replaced with “cute toes”.
she likes carrying around random rags for no reason
"man I am so good at holding this piece of fabric. my owner loves me and I am holding this wonderful fabric and I am a dog. man. wow."
i live for these landscapes
- Charles Bukowski, Women (via larmoyante)